How do I contact Quora programmers
The titles of the two books seem to tell a truth ...
The shortcut to learning to program overnight
Question: How do I learn to code overnight?
Best answer: when winter comes, take your computer and go to the North Pole ...
What should I do if the code has an error?
Me: What should I do if my code contains an error? Look for guidance.
Colleague: Close the console window.
Me: Closed, what then?
Colleague: What then?
How to become a machine learning engineer
If I change the code indiscriminately and keep trying until the program can run, others will say the way I work is hacky or bad coding practice.
However, if I do this fast enough, my job will be defined as machine learning! Wages will also quadruple!
If I were the deity of machine learning
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Me: I learn things quickly.
Interviewer: What is 11 x 11?
Interviewer: No, it's 121.
Ich: It's 121.
I am concerned about this search result
Seen by my wife ...
Where the code exists is related to the state of the programmer
Java, the most social language
If you entered x = obj.fiedl incorrectly
C ++: Wrong, wrong, wrong, all wrong
Python: Huh? It could be right ... no, no, wrong, wrong!
Java: Oh ... (¯ \ _ (ツ) _ / ¯)
Debug is also a murderer in a crime thriller while becoming a detective.
Quora is telling the truth ...
Read the code hundreds of times
Ich: I don't understand the code you wrote.
My colleague: I don't understand either.
What is your address?
I studied CS!Don't repair your computer!
Mom: Son what are you doing?
Me: I'm a code farmer at Microsoft.
Dad: Perfect. Go and fix the printer at home.
You cannot conquer all platforms with just one language
Real name thanks to Stack Overflow
I want to use my real name to thank Stack Overflow for helping me get my CS degree!
Finally there is one
The situation in which other people's code is tested:
The situation my code is being tested in:
- Why do people believe in capitalism
- How can I keep myself from being cheated
- Who was Stalin afraid of?
- What does 200 GB mean in a computer
- What is the prison sentence for vigilance
- What are the functions of the tonoplast
- Is Kamala Harris transphobic
- Is Sanskrit a designed language
- What does surgical pathology include
- How do galaxies get their shapes
- Why is soft law important
- In which avant-garde fund should I invest?
- Why is it normal to eat meat?
- Can I get a different phone number?
- What dating advice needs to be debunked
- The abandoned patent can be extended
- What smell does cyanide poison leave behind?
- Are explanatory videos motion graphics or animations
- Instagram allows any reposting app
- What will Amazon do next with Alexa
- Who are the breakers
- Should I chew aspirin for faster results
- What are the best Turkish leather brands
- Nick Halstead
- What is Euler's column theory
- What lives in the rainforest
- Is self-study effective
- When was the term caveman first used?
- When were firearms introduced into warfare?
- What made the First Crusade successful
- How social are you
- Why am I bleeding from my eyes
- How to solve 64 x x